Oh, I had so many wonderful plans for that money.
1. Pay off the bills. For everyone.
2. Buy a Porsche 911 convertible. With cash.
3. Dangle $10 million in front of Miami University with the provision that they get it when they change the mascot back to the Redskins.
4. Build the perfect house. Somewhere.
5. Take a quick trip out to Vegas with $1 million. Knowing my penchant for real high stakes gambling, I think I’d still make only $5 bets.
6. (Most important of all) Utter the awesome words, “I quit!”
Oh well, some other day. Until then, I continue the never-ending quest to rid the world of diaper rash.




Dang. Me too. We had such plans for that money. “I quit” was also one of mine.
Dang. Me too. We had such plans for that money. “I quit” was one of mine too.
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