Oh, I had so many wonderful plans for that money.
1. Pay off the bills. For everyone.
2. Buy a Porsche 911 convertible. With cash.
3. Dangle $10 million in front of Miami University with the provision that they get it when they change the mascot back to the Redskins.
4. Build the perfect house. Somewhere.
5. Take a quick trip out to Vegas with $1 million. Knowing my penchant for real high stakes gambling, I think I’d still make only $5 bets.
6. (Most important of all) Utter the awesome words, “I quit!”
Oh well, some other day. Until then, I continue the never-ending quest to rid the world of diaper rash.